♥May 29th, 2012
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s a much more agreeable phrase than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery that I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while… ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via arynmckenzie)
♥ May 29th, 2012
me at school: can you stop talking because i don't care
